I bet you have heard or seen someone walked into an unopened door, ran across a rainy street and trip over in the very middle of it, tried to drink a glass of fine red wine but aim at the white dress instead....
Or, maybe you have done all of the above yourself.
If you feel you are a complete retard after putting on some clumsy show, you are not alone.
If you find these clumsy moments hilarious, then you should read on...
I have the most obscure accidents even my most clumsy friends have never heard. I don't recall when it all started (maybe it was the time I had a concussion when I tried to do a bike trick). What I know is that I would be suprised if I go by a day without some sort of accidents. Luckily I am by no means lack of athletic reflex so I only broken a bone once when I was chasing my dad down the stairs (blacked out, and woke up with a turtle shell on my back - I broke my shoulder). Most of my accidents are minor, but the cause of them are...let's say, I really want to find out why myself.
I often think I can write a whole book of clumsy accidents. My friends agree. Actually my friends have quite some good laughs watching and hearing my stunts. I thought you might have some good laugh too.
Let's start by quoting what my boyfriend said to me when I curiously insisted to tour his renovation, "I think you better not come to my place when it's at this condition. There are tools and stuff lying everywhere. I think you will not survive through the doorway"
Hmmm... I can't disagree.
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